Jan 21, 2014

Even The Little Ones Are Affected

Of course, nothing could be more normal. Life is completely different from what Master Pedro taught us it was before the Plague hit, seeping into every aspect of what had once been considered civilized life, including children's fairy tales.

Apparently, Peter Pan wasn't supposed to have ever contracted the disease,
but how else would he have been able to accomplish all those feats?




Unfortunately, Master Pedro cannot corroborate or contradict my statements any longer, as he had to be burned at the stake after contracting the virus himself.

Source:
Once Upon A Zombie

Jan 8, 2014

Could The Truth To Our Dilemma Be In Here?

Our neo-government's neat answer somehow doesn't satisfy me. I know that if I may be digging my own grave, but I've got to know the truth...

Source

Mar 8, 2012

Could Zombies Truly Exist?

Ladies and Gentleman,

A truly very scientific research has been done to answer the question!  And the answer is...

[drum roll]

Yes!

Five potential agents of zombieism have been discovered, including:
  1. Parasites (anyone ever heard of toxoplasmosa gondii, the parasite that needs to be inside cats to reproduce sexually.  So when it finds itself inside a rat, it changes the rat's behavior so it will willingly offer itself to the cat! (Note in passing, it apparently affects humans too)
  2. Drugs.
  3. Mad Cow disease (the very reason I'm not allowed to donate blood.  Fear me, people, fear me!)
  4. Stem cell research (be ready to see those beloved mummies raise from the dead in their glass cases in museums world-round!)
  5. Technology (as in nanotech).
But what if someone were to somehow create a weapon out of several of these factors?  Wouldn't this mean we'd have a Mega-Zombie-Apocalypse on our hands?

What would you do if that were the case?  And for how long would we be able to survive?

And that, ladies and gents, is the question!

PS: I really recommend a look over at said very scientific research--it's a very good read!